YIPPEE

Despite loud music, sweet tooth, nakedness, slavery, cancer, lack of sleep, sexual depravity, moonshine, brawling, drug abuse, imprisonment, buggery, boredom, drunkenness, false teeth, road rage, dodgy friends, weired hobbies, other wives husbands and even dodgier family I’ve reached the ripe old age of sixty. Many thanks for all my cards and presents – if you forgot – SOD OFF